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LEGIT*MATE TARGET PRACTISES

300 days on and no Weapons of Mass Destruction are apparent in Iraq... discounting those of the Allies, that is. No surprises there. The entropy of lies that pours from this machine that can do everything except stop. One wonders how a rum-do like Rummy could take a rum item like the following and run with it -- the gnome treating it as a known known.


Rusty Walker writes: UNEARTHED -- SADDAM'S SAND RESERVES DISCOVERED!

Vast amounts of Sand have been discovered throughout Iraq. In a statement made earlier today, Scientists confirmed that the former Iraqi President had access to huge undeclared stockpiles of Sand. Doctors agree that sufficient quantities of Sand, if swallowed, can be lethal.

"To date, there has never been a single recovery from any sand-related death -- in the same way that no-one killed by chemical, nuclear or biological weapons has been known to return to life," said an unmanned Pentagon sauce.

Experts state they expect to unearth more Sand in days to come.

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