Tajmall

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BE GENTLE WITH ME, IT'S MY FIRST... FOOT FORWARD... AND INTO MY MOUTH

Being a secret dsylexic, I wondered if a 'Blogs' was something to do with 'BlgO'. An anagram thereof. And knowing their quality-control, maybe even a typo.

Perhaps this can be a homage BlgO instead. In which case it will be rampantly inconsistent, hung-up and righteous. No mentions of local music. Chris Ho might even feature (like I said: no mention of local music).

Sex: FILTHY SPERM EXPLODING ALL OVER!!!

Health: As If Bird Flu is Not Enough of a Sign that We Should Go Easy on the Animals

Art: DAMIEN HURST NEED NOT APPLY


Mither here nor there